Ur not a model if... PDF Print E-mail
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Friday, 20 November 2009 22:37



nude black model We know all there is about the modeling business! Okay we don't, cuz if we did we'd be rich bitch! But we do know this! Just cuz you do these things don't make you a model:




  • take pictures standing next to a wall
  • stick your ass out on every pic have a myspace page that says "the Official page of..."
  • take all nude pics
  • have someone take pictures of you using a snap and shoot camera
  • refuse to use photoshop claiming that you're all natural when you clearly NEED photoshopping
  • get featured on a website that gets no hits (anybody can make a fucking website and put you on it)
  • make your own Ning, Blogger or AngelFire free website with cheap pics
  • start a Yahoo! group claiming you're a model
  • put every other model you know down to make yourself look better
  • have on lingerie or even be attractive however your hair, makeup and nails are fucked up
  • call yourself a BBW and you are simply fat and fucking nasty (they have standards too!)
  • think cuz you have a big ass you're automatically eyecandy (it has to be nice)
  • you have a big ass yet look like a dude you have a big ass, and a big stomach, and a big face, and a big hands etc
  •  if you have the same expression and pose in everypic
  • you're fucking your photographer (you might get free pics but it's only cuz you fucked!) nude black model

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Lewis
now is that girl a model? cuz I would say NO
Lewis , November 20, 2009
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crystalDIAMOND
lol thats hilarious
crystalDIAMOND , November 20, 2009
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Is that a shemale, lol!?
a guest , November 21, 2009
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Now that's funny but true especially the officially myspace thang
a guest , November 21, 2009
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"take all nude pics"
Hmm some people like that work only can't bag them for it especially when they are getting PAID for it.
Interesting list,lol. If I wrote a list of people not being business minded ALOT of people would be disqualified.
a guest , November 23, 2009
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So Funny, But so True!!
a guest , November 28, 2009

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