 We know all there is about the modeling business! Okay we don't, cuz if we did we'd be rich bitch! But we do know this! Just cuz you do these things don't make you a model:
- take pictures standing next to a wall
- stick your ass out on every pic have a myspace page that says "the Official page of..."
- have someone take pictures of you using a snap and shoot camera
- refuse to use photoshop claiming that you're all natural when you clearly NEED photoshopping
- get featured on a website that gets no hits (anybody can make a fucking website and put you on it)
- make your own Ning, Blogger or AngelFire free website with cheap pics
- start a Yahoo! group claiming you're a model
- put every other model you know down to make yourself look better
- have on lingerie or even be attractive however your hair, makeup and nails are fucked up
- call yourself a BBW and you are simply fat and fucking nasty (they have standards too!)
- think cuz you have a big ass you're automatically eyecandy (it has to be nice)
- you have a big ass yet look like a dude you have a big ass, and a big stomach, and a big face, and a big hands etc
- if you have the same expression and pose in everypic
- you're fucking your photographer (you might get free pics but it's only cuz you fucked!)
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