Pizza is a sacred religion and like all religions you have blasphemer committing pizza sins! Just take a look at these pizza pies and see if you'd eat any of them. A couple may be creative but hey, let's just leave pizza alone. 
Has to be a trick or the fake ingredients of a hamburger because the meat is too big. But it's weird and well... kinda gross actually. But here is hamburger butt, what do you think?