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"Can I Suck Dick Good?"
Black girl chronicles her experiences about how the world perceives her lips. What? What did you think it was? You perverts we don't put that stuff on our site!
Im a "Hoe"
Before somebody says it's "whore" not "hoe", we know you dumb ass. Now check this girl out. She says she tells guys straight up not to kiss her because she thinks it is rude to kiss somebody after she just sucked a dick. Hey, she's honest and she's right, it is rude.
Chris Brown NAKED!
Supposedly this is a real picture of Chris Brown naked at the beach. Don't want to hear no shit about how late we are because we didn't hear about this anywhere else and we're always on the 'net. Now if this is photoshopped, then it's a great job by the artist.
Eva Longoria Giving Head?
Whoa! Look what somebody spotted on the web! But is it real? That's a helluva photoshopped picture if it's not. Or are we just late (as usual lol) getting information on this?
Dick So Good LOL
What the hell kind of infomercial is this? This woman is explaining how her girlfriend got some "dick so good" she had to slap the dude giving it to her. Talk about funny
BlowJob Class? WTF?
The funny part about this video is it's not considered to be x-rated because the dick she's sucking is plastic. This bitch is giving instructions on how to give head and she looks like a natural at it. The world we live in smh.
What the fuck is this!?
Why does this exist? What kind of world do we live in where this guy actually is allowed to do this shit? Exactly what the fuck is this? The thing's name is
and the song is called
Site Review JaylaStarr.com
Pornstar and GGurl Jayla Starr is very talented. Did you know she actually runs her own site
? Go ahead and click it. It's worth the click. Now be warned, you read the word
in the first sentence so yeah it's X-rated. Jayla does it all so if you want to see this cutie get it then click it! (Or just click the pics)
Don't Piss Her Off!
Don't piss your girl off or she might throw hot grease on your dick! Ouch! Seems this guy had to learn the hard way about cheating and getting caught. Wow, wonder if he'll ever be okay again?
Most Famous Dick Sucker?
Who's more famous for sucking a good dick? Monica Lewinsky? It would have to be her right? I mean when you're famous for sucking off the president of the United States you get world wide attention for being a cocksucker. That scandal was televised everywhere for months! But then Karrine "Superhead" Steffans came along and sucked off every celebrity who'd pulled his pants down for her mouth.
OMG! Look at what one of our readers spotted on twitter! This is one super silly trifling ass bitch, and for that matter the guy is too. This bitch is multitasking by sucking a dick and feeding her baby. If you know this bitch we wouldn't mad at you if you called child services on that ass. What the fuck is wrong with these people today?
Which is worse? Her lack of spelling or what she's trying to say? Obviously she's a freak who likes to blast it out to the world but what the fuck is she trying to say? For that matter what the fuck is the person responding to her trying to say? This is just so sad.
Dick Slang Dance! Gay?
Now this is borderline here. Any guys doing this this close to each other must enjoy it. We're not asking your opinion, we're telling you its gay!
Would You Do Vanessa Blu?
Would you hit Vanessa Blu? Actually it's that simple of a question, if Vanessa was in your living room right now and said you can get it. What would you do?
Where's Sapphira Chanel?
We hope she just retired or something. Hope nothing bad has happened to this sexy ass model turned porn star Sapphira Chanel. Her website SapphiraChanel.com is not up anymore and she seems to have disappeared altogether from the internet. Please let her be okay and let her resurface. Hey she can hit us up and we'll help her get back on the scene! Sapphira had the hottest pics and videos on the net!
Man these youngins nowadays just don't give a fuck! Look at two of the dumbest tattoos ever created. Hope you don't plan to have a job in your life dummies!
Lady Gaga Has a Dick?
I so hate this weird ass chick. Lady Gaga thinks she's edgy and unique when she's nothing but a spoiled untalented brat who just does things for shock value. Unfortunately it's working since most people are sheep and will buy anything. In her latest spread in Q Magazine she poses with a dildo in her pants stating since people claim she's a hermaphrodite, she'll "give them what they want". Hey I want a talented singer to achieve high fame like Melanie Fiona, can I get that? Gimmicks are for people with no talent.
Greg Oden Naked!
Why do these celebrities do this stupid shit? Well here's the Portland Trailblazers center Greg Oden. You know the center that's always hurt but get's paid like a gazillion dollars anyway? He's a 7 footer but he's not big where it counts :)