 Can't get laid huh? Need some tips? Well try these out and you might just get the drawers! Rule 1: Shut the fuck up! Most dudes talk their way out of the pussy! Don't talk to much. Let her do the talking. A lot of times you already got that ass wrapped up but you ruin it by saying the wrong thing! Rule 2: Don't act like all you want to do is fuck. If your whole conversation is sex then you're going to turn her right the fuck off. She already knows you want to fuck her. But dammit don't keep talking about it. Rule 3: Don't state the obvious. If she has a nice ass, she knows it and a billion dudes already told her just today alone. Compliment something else, like her hair or the sound of her voice. Rule 4: Ask the right questions. Women love to talk. All you have to do is ask her the right questions and then sit back and let her answer them. "How was your day" is usually enough to get it going. Rule 5: Don't argue on the first date. You can disagree of course but cut a full argument off before it gets started on the first date. Rule 6: Don't brag about how good you are in bed. You might not live up to it and won't get a second shot. Remember different people like different things so what you might think is good might not be to her. Rule 7: Don't lie. At least about shit that's easy for her to find out that you're lying. Keep it 100. Women do actually like the truth. Rule 8: Don't be a pushover. Women do like that bad boy persona and they don't like their men to be easy. Stand up to her and she'll love you for it. Rule 9: Wash your ass! Rather you're a bad boy or a thug, you still need to wash your ass. Clean your nuts and make sure you don't have a shit stain in your boxers. Keep them fingernails clean too. Rule 10: Make sure your shoes are new. This sounds weird but for some reason, one of the first thing women look at is your shoes. If you wear Air Force Ones or Gators, just make sure they're fresh. Rule 11: Pay for the date dammit. Fuck all that "I'm a pimp" shit! Pay for the fucking food, movie, club, etc. If you make her pay? You can forget about that ass tonight.   |