Some people shouldn't be on the internet. Especially the idiots who can't comprehend and spell. So take that in consideration and then mix in the most popular social networking site ever, Facebook. You now will see the most ghetto idiotic statuses (profile updates) you'll ever see. You should have to pass a high school equivalency test before being a allowed to make a page on Facebook, or the internet for that matter.
And yes the plural for 'status' is 'statuses' - Webster dictionary